Wandering in the land of the undead, I come upon those worthy of salvation, and in turn, those doomed to an eternity in purgatory. I shmooze and I booze and I fabricate for the entertainment and appeasement of others. I walk this earth as a jester, as a folly and a joke. This time the clown will have the last laugh.
I took a piss in a public toilet today. There was a little smudge of poo on the inside rim of the porcelain bowl. I found myself aiming my stream at the smudge, as if in a futile attempt to clean it off. Then I realized I wasn't on the clock.
I've been warned there have been sightings of T-Rex and flying sharks in the area. A pit-bull fighter told me.